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pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written
common sence can be found at your local library
Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.
Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.
I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
State where people cannot elect decent senators
Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!
A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.
I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!
Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty
Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol
1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"
2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."
I got a "hizzead" last night.
The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.
Doesnt give a crap about the city.
Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.
Loved by The Baltimore Sun
Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.