Super potent species of pingers sold exclusively by "The shit" of Colchester fame. Causes hallucinations in doses of 3 or more.
Brownman: What's the motive g
Whiteman: Kenzos 260mg
Acronym for Fat Person Logic. Use when a fat cunt does something gluttonous or lazy.
Will: (groans audibly) I need a nap
Alex: You've just been asleep for 14 hours.
Will: *falls asleep and dribbles a bit*
Alex: Classic FPL
Informal for Spectre. The name of a group of predatory brown men from Colchester.
Person 1: Nice to meet you
Spector Member: Fuck you nigger I'm part of Spector.
Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.
To Sandman (verb)
When you fake someone out whilst playing Rocket League. Inspired by Jon Sandman.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that Sandman??!
Person 2: Now we're in champ 3!
When you take too many potent psychedelics and get humbled as if you were being slapped by Deji's black mum, Yinka.
Person 1: *drops 3 tabs*
Person 2: Yo nigga you good?
Person 1: Nah g I fucking YINKA FLIPPED
A phrase said after a successful passing play is conducted by 2 players in Rocket League.
Josh: POUND IT!
Alex: NOGGIN!
Collins: HOLY SHIT THE X2!!
Alex: You weren't part of it.