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everything and anything, extremely useful to yell at a friend in a confusing situation.
clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.
"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).
change at Baker Street (v). During
intercourse, to decide to play the
b-side. From the only station on the
London Underground where it is possible
to change from the Pink Line ( Hammersmith
& City ) to the Brown Line
Bakerloo ).
I tried a change at Baker Street last night and she kicked me out on my arse.
When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.
Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.
the controlled-chaos effect gained when styling one's hair by hand or from an outside source such as the wind.
i got hit in the head by a tree branch, now my hair is totally jushe.
Engineering frosh group leader. Invovles painting themselves purple (completely purple) with gentian and slamming a four hundred dollar jacket on the ground while screaming, "you're never going to be a year frosh, you're never going to climb the pole, you're never going to pass 112"
Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.
"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.
"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.
"I see. Let's fuck."