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beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.
"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."
snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.
She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out
rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.
We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.
With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.