beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

cunning linguist

cunning linguist (n). one who's quick with the tongue.

Women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist

Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

cheapies

cheapies (n). Schoolboy sexual thrills.

"Miss Pollard bent down to pick
up the chalk giving William his cheapies."
( from 'William stirs below' by
Richmal Compton ).

point ^

as you walk up to some one you put your hand on their shoulder and point up. As they look you you walk away in disbelief!

hore

see: bitch brownnoser


a reference to an asshole who brownnoses to authority (eg. the "boss")

or

"look at that ass fucker, he hores his way up to the top."