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Ghandi

A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.

Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!

When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.

by c.harris April 20, 2011


AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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by c.harris August 28, 2015


Dumpsack

A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.

Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.

We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.

by c.harris April 20, 2011


Stunk

When you wake up the next morning and you are still hammered/drunk/tanked/wasted/inebriated from any variety of heavy drinking the previous night. adj, (Still-drunk)

Damn fool, I'm stunk from Smitty's party last nite. I killed a fifth of Jack.

(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.

(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???

by c.harris June 07, 2011