An idiot, moron or downright stupid person.
You are being such a fucking duckwad. Stop it.
A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.
After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.
A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.
I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.
Also the Toronto Maple Laffs. Definitely the most useless hockey team of all time as proven by their 35+ years with no Stanley Cup.