Yunker

My friend's really ugly and fat sister that farts alot.

Tell yunker to go to her fucking room

snaplekap

A newb that doesn't play CS anymore because he's too cheap to buy it.

Dude, snaplekap hasn't played CS in 3 months now.

Sword-Chucks

most kick-ass of all weaponry

*goes maxi style with sword chucks* two fisted monkey style!!!!

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the fucking world! MIAMI KICKS ASS!!!

"hey, what's your favorite college football team?"
"THE 'CANES CUZ THEY KICK ASS BRUDDA!!"

zing

Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

<Fred> man Dave's been taking zings all night

Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

donche

Customized version of a douche bag just making the word more exciting and insulting.

You stupid donche bag.