forgize

(v): The process of a mechanical device kicking ones ass

Shoot, did you see that kid get hit by a car? It totally forgized him
or
During the industrial revolution, factory equiptment used to forgize women and children!

turtlin

the act of killing turtles. usually accomplished with a rifle.

Claire: Where did Cecilia go?
Lisa: Gone turtlin'!

svenipler

(sven-nipple-er) n. One who sveniples.

My, he certaintly was a talented svenipler! -quiver-

zausted

adj to define a state past exhaustion

"After finals were over, I was zausted."