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Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004


hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 18, 2005


infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003


fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 07, 2005


slug

Kill people, shoot, go through with something you are not comfortable with!

Let's have a slugfest!

We gotta slug it out in battle.

by craig May 08, 2004


resterauntulay

This is a word used when naming a child, it basically means I don't care what it's called so you decide!

Mother: I've always liked the name Mary for a girl...
Father: I've always like the name resterauntulay!

by craig May 07, 2004


seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 23, 2005