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loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken

Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!

by creaternity May 16, 2006


dunkin donuts

Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean, coffee shop. It first opened in Quincy MA (that's pronounced "Kwinzee") and has now propagated all over the world even to Thailand, where the largest Dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.

This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)

This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.

The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.

by creaternity April 20, 2006


plug

(noun) a fire hydrant

Woo hoo! A parking spot! Doh. Nevermind. It's a damn plug.

by creaternity July 04, 2006


submarine races

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.

Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?

by creaternity April 13, 2006


cheapass

A person who is not only cheap, but also foists his cheapness on others in irritating ways.

The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.

by creaternity May 19, 2006


500 dollar lane

The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.

(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)

Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.

by creaternity May 02, 2006


slutwich

A woman who is, or appears to be, a paragon of sluttitude, by the way she dresses, behaves, or both.

An uberslut, or a girl who just looks like one.

That girl over there with the whaletale is such a slutwich. I bet she'd blow you after one beer.

Nadya has no figure so she has to dress like a slutwich to satisfy her obsessive need for attention from men. In reality, she is a total prude.

by creaternity April 20, 2006