Snortle

A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.

Aiyo!mance

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

Swagnificence

n.- An air possessed by one of equal part swagger and magnificence. (One who possesses this trait is "swagnificent.")

"The air Liberace is so revered comes in part from his air of swagnificence."

Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

Sincerious

Having genuine sincerity (Comes from "serious" and "sincere") (Created by rapper Mos Def)

I told her I was sincerious in my apology.

Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."