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linguistic pedantry

Def 1:

Whereas taxonomy is precise linguistic categorization essential for clarity and practical accuracy, analogous to carefully labeling medicine bottles, linguistic pedantry functions within contentinternet to highlight the narrow-mindedness involved in focusing cognitive energy on trivial language details that offer no practical benefit, humorously exemplified by videos such as PronunciationManual's intentional mispronunciation of "Nietzsche."

Def 2:
One methodology of Sophistry.

bro 1: brah i went in there and a total rundown of linguistic pedantry was rained down on me .
bro 2: yeah see thats why i prefer wendy's.

by cyberphunkisms March 22, 2025


poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006


Sociopoliticaleconomicidentity

Socio
Political
Economic

Identity

I don’t like characterizing people by their sociopoliticaleconomicidenity as some standpoint epistemology would have it, I prefer to believe in the possibility of reaching towards a shared humanity, regardless of age or ability, and that every human has value in and of themselves - regardless of SPEID or Sociopoliticaleconomicidentity.

by cyberphunkisms December 01, 2023


gorgonification

Gorgonification is cognitive/cultural/algorithmic in the contentinternet idiomary, degrading conversations into repetitive hivemindidioms. It replaces authentic reflection & dialectics w/ superficial moralism, virtue signaling & passive neoliberal subjectivity, the dominant ideology cultivated/reinforced by Gorgons.

It occurs in Gorgonwars—conflicts among neoliberal ideologies—within broader egregorewars: battles of neoliberal & nonneoliberal ideologies. One form normalizes platformstrawmanculture, rewarding symbolic morality & emotional commodification via algorithmic incentives from representation politics.

Another repeats hivemindidioms—ideological earworms/demonsperm (like Mindflayer parasites, Baldur’s Gate 3)—embedding cognitively & inducing obsessive rumination suppressing dialectical thought. These ideas drain intellectual energy, deepening the collective devaluation paradox—a black hole of meaninglessness reflecting collective historical trauma.

In AI, Gorgonification uses cognitive shortcuts, external categorization, superficial frameworks, mechanical repetition & externalization w/o dialectical internalization. This neoliberal algorithmic mechanism reinforces superficial loops & limits authentic thought. Dialectical methods—Archon analysis, historical revisionism (Gorgon), Sabachtan logos, Mephistophelean dialectics (Faust), idiomatic resistance, autonomous recognition, axiological ethics of love (Agape) & polymorphous mythology—critically resist it.

-all shows are subject to gorgonification, even regular show. did you see it recently?

yeah they totally messed it up. i can't watch colbert anymore either.

by cyberphunkisms May 08, 2025


Tick Tock

In a world dominated by the short form; circuit circumventing media, "Tick Tock / tick-tick" refers to a concept that has evolved alongside the digital age, primarily influenced by the advent of fast-paced, short-form media platforms, with TikTok being a prime example. Video killed the radiostar, and this term killed tldr, replacing it as the symbol the quickening pace of both media consumption and societal change because nobody even reads anymore. Originating from the simple mimicry of a clock's sound, it now encompasses a broader range of meanings. These include the traditional notion of time's progression and urgency, as well as varied colloquial uses. In everyday language, it appears as a flexible expression, adaptable to different contexts from casual conversation to specific subcultures. The term's adaptability reflects its ability to capture the nuances of contemporary life, serving as a linguistic tool that shifts in meaning according to its use and setting.

(The way I am using it also includes all other definitions; that is, it is an open definition. If you find a contradiction please let me know.)

Let us use the platform known as tick tock.

Oh but there isn’t any time left.

by cyberphunkisms December 14, 2023


Agoraikon

Agoraikon (ἀγοραεικών, agoraeikṓn) is a word within contentinternet. It’s a public figure or entity that reaches icon status thru sustained engagement in collective discourse. An agoraikon is a recognizable yet permeable cultural presence, adapting to engagement rather than being fixed. Its significance emerges thru interaction, shaping & being shaped by public perception.
Agoraikons emerge thru multiple mechanisms. Typecasting & hivemindidioms reinforce recognition & structure engagement. Typecasting links figures to recurring archetypes across narratives. Hivemindidioms frame how an entity is engaged with, influencing interpretation & limiting or expanding discussion. Neither is required for an agoraikon to exist, but both shape how figures gain recognition & sustain presence in contentinternet.
Agoraikons are a tool to understand polymorphousmythology, which is both Jungian methodology & object of study. They show how cultural symbols evolve, interact, & persist across contexts, tracking the fluid relationship between archetypes, collective memory, & meaning formation.
Agoraikons engage as mediated entities in the fogofwar between gorgonwars & egregorewars. Even those aware of their subjectivity may treat eachother as agoraikons—see Dwight Schrute interviewing Walter White, who in polymorphousmythology is also seen as dad from Malcolm in the Middle. Perception shapes engagement regardless of individual awareness.

bro 1: Who is your favorite Agoraikon bro?
bro 2: iuno dude, prolly jim carrey or keanu, what about you?

bro 1: i love taylor swift bro!
bro 2: bro you need to study the contentinternet idiomary better, thats not a good example!
bro 1: why dude?

bro 2: dude theres a specific entry on it, here let me show you, get to that tiny url dot com slash idiomary

by cyberphunkisms February 17, 2025


Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.

Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.

by cyberphunkisms February 23, 2010