zealtodexous

You can be only zealtodexous if you are Dex9001. You are not Dex9001.

Dex9001 is zealtodexous. I dont care about you. I am zealtodexous.

slav squat

Refers to the squatting position often done by Russians and other slavic people while loitering/waiting outside.

I saw a Russian in a slav squat while smoking a cigarette.

divid

A sweet, kind, and completely out of the norm person. Has a tendancy to stalk shy and/or feral women.

Aww! You're so sweet! What a Divid.