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the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 06, 2005


benifer

tabloid combination of celeb names - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Several grocery store rags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.

by dp September 15, 2003


Dream Date

Vanessa Anderson

by DP November 07, 2003


wigneck

A wigneck is a is a wigger but has overtones of a redneck

wigger but has redneck tendancies

by dp February 23, 2005


preggie

a pregnant woman

i had sex with someone now im preggie

by dP November 13, 2003


pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 25, 2003


hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003