Isopropyl

an alcohol that is extremely painful and burny when it comes into contact with your ringhole

GAH!! i used an isopropyl swab on my ass and it hurt when i wipe my ass!!

special moment

masturbation (the "special moment" is of course when you have the orgasm)

before I go to bed, I usually have a pee and a special moment.

Chubby

Half Erect Penis

man when i looked at Sara i got a chubby

purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

cock mongler

someone who is constantly playing with his cock or other cocks

Billy wont stop playing with his cock, he is such a cock mongler

egg roll

a uncircumsized penis

Roland has a large egg roll.