Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.

"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "

311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

flaming moe

A homosexual man.

"That guy's a flaming moe if he keeps hitting on guys and dreaming about blowing them or something."

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

c-rations

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

charly mark

the mark on the arm of a heroin user. usually small and blue.

see also skank, smackhead

see that fuckers charly mark? junkie bitch!

T56

Chinese variant of the SKS semi-automatic rifle. The "T" stands for "Type"; normally the weapon is called "Type 56", but I call it "T56" for short. I'll try not to mistake it for a tank either. ^_~

"The T56 can be differentiated from the SKS because the Chinese prefer to outfit their T56's with long-ass needles."
-me