MAD

Dyslexia Against Mothers

"Get it?"

cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.

Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"

stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up

gtfo stoof nubx0rz

munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

bove'd

foreshortning of bothered
meaning "i'm not bothered"

your mums dead . bove'd
i shagged your mum! bove'd mate