Echelon

The codename for the NSA's (National Security Agency) high-tech information-interception system. Echelon has a collection of satellite dishes (supposedly Echelon is made up of a network of satellite dishes)overseas, basically in all english-speaking countries (including America, Canada, England, Australia, and New Zealand...).

Echelon is said to intercept, on a daily basis, billions of e-mails, phonecalls, downloads, satellite transmissions, faxes, and any other form of digital media. This is used to help locate possible terrorists in the new age of cyber warfare.

Echelon was made popular, and positively (as in, in a good way), by Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. ^_^

"Don't worry about the Echelon system keeping a record of your e-mails! They don't really read all of'em. Stop being paranoid and live your life! >_< "
-me

Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.

"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

shooting star

when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards

i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

kick ass

1)to harm, cause physical damage to;beat up
2) an interjection used in times of joy

1)im gonna kick your ass and i dont care if i go to jail!
2)SHE SAID YES!!!! KIICK ASSS!!!!

judaic

A politically-correct term to refer to a jew, or a person of jewish heritage.

"I prefer the term 'jew' myself."
-me