Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

text me

When you want someone to text you on your cell phone a "Txt Msg" (Text Message)

Hey John text me with the football game scores..

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

Taylor Hicks

One of the few, true soul performers to sing on American Idol. Known for his flinching, good nature and grey hair, he is arguably the best singer on season 5 of American Idol.

Wow I saw Taylor Hicks perform tonight and voted for him over 20 times!

uh-oh pimp

uh-oh pimp.
much like the uh-oh oreo, a white person that is black on the inside.

"Dude, stop being black, you're white"
"Only on the outside yo, Im an uh-oh pimp"

daddy

Baby-talk word for dad. It is wrong for adults to call their father ''daddy''. Adults call their father ''dad''.

''Daddy'' is baby-talk.

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place