windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4

“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*

hon

a term originating from 4chan’s /lgbt/ board. a trans woman who doesn’t pass. usually prefixed with some other word describing what stops them from passing eg: heighthon, shoulderhon or twinkhon.

fuck i wish I passed and wasn’t some uncanny looking hon…

Scomo

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.

me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender

Cancel Culture

The most cancerous realm of the internet. Home to Millennials and Post Millenials who irrationally think that a slightly offensive joke from 5 years ago is a worse sin than murder. Not even the most toxic or Rule 34 ridden fandoms compare.

Dad: Are 'ya winning son?
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...

21st century humor

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers

(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-

L

one of the most powerful, yet lazy ways to be toxic.
if someone beats you at any competitive game, there is statistically a 12.IDon'tFuckingKnow% chance of them saying this shit.

Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: L
Little_Timmy: That's really mean!!!
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: who gives a shit XDDD

Amogus

A meme that mocked Among Us for being oversaturated but in itself become oversaturated.

bro 1: why did you just steal chips in front of a camera? That looks sooo sus.
bro 2: wow haha amogus sooo sus
*cops come*