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Random
noun
A car with no roof and a bald person driving it.
Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.
–noun
Something which is initially thought to be unusual, special or clever but later turns out to be contrived, a fake.
Person one: Look at my latest phone / car it does x/y/z.
Person two: No way - that's just shambabulous - look - see - it's actually just cardboard.
An escalator that gets you there sooner.
Friend 1: Quick let's take the escalator!
Friend 2: No. Take the escalearlier. We need to get there fast!
Friend 1: Good idea. If we we're not quick they'll think we took the top escalator.
Friend 2: What the hell is that noise?!
Friend 1: Sorry. I was just humadruming.
A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.
Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
noun
A phrase used by people who feeling extremely nervous to describe the fact that they are not extremely nervous.
Person 1: How you feeling?
Person 2: Tippity Toppity Okey Dokey
Person 1: Sure?
Person 2: No
-verb
A noise made by breathing out through your nose whilst gently tapping the top of your mouth with your tongue.
Typically performed when bored.
Mate 1: Ah this is boring....hey what is that noise?!
Mate 2: <cough> sorry. I was just humadruming
Mate 1: Geeez I thought you were dying. My gran sounded like that when she Took The Top Escalator
Term used to describe a dead human being.
Archaeologist 1: What does it look like?
Gerontologist: A human been
Rheologist: Oh yeah. There's the stone it was carrying when it was crushed.
Ghost: Yep - he Took The Top Escalator