blissed out

high on drugs (esp. ecstacy), i.e. loved up

I took three tabs and got totally blissed out

arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

knackers

the knacker man, as in "fit for the knackers" i.e. exhausted, dead

eeh by gum, ah wuz fit for knackers

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

divvy

(UK) wastrel or sponger (pos orig from 1950s Unemployment Dividend i.e. dole)

you are nothing but a scouse divvy

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978