Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

Good Game Grandpa

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.

"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"