Kopdan

Insufferable Welsh gobshite

That twat is such a Kopdan.

work wank

2 conceivable scenarios

1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’

2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.

Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.

I'm going for a work wank.

tramps

#tramps on quakenet theyre a cpl counterstrike clan

omfg we just got owned by #tramps

Emma's Disco Day

Make's Dave's Disco Day and Disco Day look amateur at best.

Usually takes the inspired angle of actually coming into work, before setting up the need for extended holiday with a few well timed coughs.

I am in awe at her expertise.

Emma's coughing again - doubt we'll see her for the whole of next week - she'll be taking an Emma's Disco Day.