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Shaking hands with the unemployed.
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.
Huh?
Masturbation.
Oh, of course!
To cause to belong or be devoted to. (See devotion.)
Some people dedicate their entire lives to a single goal.
Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
Short for neener, a slightly ridiculing or teasing interjection used when the situation isn't really worth teasing over.
(thinking to self, he's whining, but he's my friend and I don't want to totally alienate him):
Neen.
(thinking to self, that was so stupid of him, and he's being such a whiner about it):
NEE-NUR!
What you get if you cross a Hummer with a VW.
What's that he's driving?
Bah! A Humbug!
A dialect of written slang used by littles, mostly on chat and message boards. Spelling is extremely phonetic, reflects child-like speech impediments, and may be otherwise incorrect. Grammar is extremely child-like. Comments frequently reflect child-like miscomprehension of others' comments.
Come to think of it, that describes ebonics, too.
Me tawk wilspeak. Me spel fonetikly waseber dat iz. Me wub my Grammy. She not chidish.
That which occurs when one does not make a choice. N00bs usually think it's supposed to be that way because no one bothered to tell them they had a choice.
sWindles installs some really lame screensavers by default.
"Don't you use PayOhHell? How else can you get online?"