The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.
"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"
noun
1. A small event
plural - eventities
Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
used to describe something that is too fresh to comprehend. Used for things that are amazingly good.
Yo dat new cd is straight buttahz.
n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.
"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."
Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.
"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."
When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent
Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!