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A rim-suck is a sexual event where one dude sucks another dude's dick while having his asshole rimmed by the dude.
Matt and I sometimes rim-suck each other in the 69 position - I usually suck his cock while he rims my asshole while jacking me off - we always try to cum at the same time!
dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!
Ecstasy is the feeling a guy has when he has a cumgasm.
Ecstasy is an addictive drug, and I'm addicted -- I jack off at least twice a day!
TTTJO is an abbreviation for Too Tired To Jack Off
After PE class today, I was TTTJO, so I had one of my roommates suck my big dick!
Donald Ducking is for a guy to walk around naked with a boner wearing only a T-shirt.
One of the cadets in my pod likes to walk around Donald Ducking!
monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.
Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!
A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.
A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!