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A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.
A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!
Morphine is a lip balm with benzocaine that plumps, reddens, and numbs a guy's lips.
I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!
A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.
Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!
uncut wood is an uncircumcised boner.
Since many of the cadets in my squadron are uncircumcised, I suck a lot of uncut wood!
Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.
The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!
A guy's Pleasure Bridge is the line of skin that extends from the underside of his dick to the front edge of his asshole that is extremely pleasurable when licked by another guy -- lick him there and he'll get an instant boner.
I always lick Matt's Pleasure Bridge when I'm about to rim his asshole! He throws a rock - hard boner!