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A racial slur towards white people
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart
Mr Black:"Yo-Yo Cracker"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""
"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"
"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"
"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"
"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"
The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!
WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)
1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"
2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
A word you use in your fantasy world, you don't actually LOVE him/her, but if you don't say something that sounds like "LOVE" you'll never get to the next base.
Andy:"I wuv you baby"
Claire:"oh honey, make love to me"
Andy:"mmmm that was good, ttyl"
Claire:"buy me something nice tomorrow!! I Wuv You!!"
The act of placing your name on Urban Dictionary and proceeding to tell the world what you think of your self.
See Urbanity
Editor 1:"What the heck's with all these stupid names??"
Editor 2:"Welcome to UrbanVanity my friend"
Editor 3:"Can you really buy 'UrbanVanity mugs and tee-shirts?"
I-Candy is Internet based 'Eye-Candy', consisting of hot chicks or hot guys
(Not to be confused with I-Carly)
"Hey clifford, you got a date for tonight?"
Clifford: "Errrrr, I'm not going out, I'm staying home with my computer, and looking at some I-Candy"
A Meaning or suggestion given to a word, but only found in the Urban Dictionary.
Charles:"By Joves, for the the life of me, dear, I do not seem to be able to find "Fo'Shizzle" in my Mini-Oxford"
Susan:"That's because it's an Urbanity, Charlie dear....you are surely the whitest man I know"