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Heenok Beausejour, better known by his stage name Roi Heenok ("King Heenok") is a Canadian rapper of Haitian descent, from Montreal, Quebec. Heenok is for French rap what Jean-Claude Van Damme is for cinema.
Roi Heenok is considered by many to be the worst extremely popular rapper of all time while often agreeing that he is the funniest rapper of all time.
In the French speaking province of Canada called Quebec, or in France, Roi Heenok is a well known household name.
On April 17, 2008, Quebec Channel TQS announces that Montreal Police Department found weapons, drugs, thousands of DVDs and stolen clothes in his recording studio. Heenok and three of his friends were arrested. He was released on April 25, 2008. This event sparked the creation of worldwide petitions to free him.
Please see Wikipedia article: Roi Heenok
According to google video, on April 17th 2010, there were 2790 videos of Roi Heenok on the Internet.
To "youtube" something, meaning to look it up on youtube.
Black man says: Yo man, I want to see the Pop Lock and Drop It Video. Where can i find it?
White man says: Youtube it man!
Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres sucks, but the houses are cheap! Maybe I can live there!
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
Trois-Rivieres is currently the suicide capital of Canada. It has been ranked the town with the worst quality of life in the province of Quebec. Founded in 1634 it is located half way between Montreal and Quebec. People in this town think they are so great. It is “mandatory” to own a car because it's basically all asphalt, parking lots and great distances. When going down town all you will get the "privilege to meet" are idiotic morons who have drank fluorinated water their wholes lives thus having lowered IQs. In this sad uneducated town, a night out will yield the following elements, guarantied every time: a bunch of broke idiots will be parading down Boulevard Des Forges over and over about 5 times in their dropped Civic with their music so loud while every time the same song is playing at the same time period. Trois-Rivieres sucks, all they do is drugs, study, have sex, eat demineralised junk food loaded with msg and artificial preservatives and drive around town, or, spend their fucking nights on Facebook. Trois-Rivieres is the ugliest place I have ever seen. The other day I saw 2 guys peeing on an elderly lady from their balconies. God this place sucks, and everyone says it.
Yves Lévesque: In Trois-Rivières there are many fucking idiots wearing skateboard branded tuques during summer time and fucking ugly people walking around with rickets, down syndrome, hypotonia, bad breath and it is common to hear stories about people shitting blood on the floor of stores. Fuck Trois-Rivieres.
Andre Gabias: Yes, we should have let Trois-Rivieres burn during the great fire.
The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.
Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.
When a person is doing drugs while being in a full party mode and spending large amounts of cash. The drug most likely used will be benzoylmethylecgonine (cocaine). Limousines, rented Hummers and rented Maybachs may accompany this pointless celebrator's nights out. $1000USD/night is not an uncommon spending amount while on the mix.
Youssef El-Mafioso was flippin' thousands last month, so much so on the mix that he gave 50$ to some fools to buy their table at the night club's terrace!
Someone that fails at everything.
Roi Heenok is such a Fail King.