moreon

A term of jealousy at someone who has more cool things going on, especially of a sexual nature.

-Your're a moreon.
-Deal with it.

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.

This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.

AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.

Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.

rememberature

A remembrance (rememberation).

I have perfect rememberature of this one thing.

smh

Short for "somehow", which some use as standing for "shake my head", which is total bullshit and makes no sense in any context whatsoever.

This doesn't seem right, smh.

craplet

Another word for "tablets", just because they are, and are always worse than you expect or what you pay for.

-I don't know what is worse when watching streams on a craplet, the sound or video quality.
-This craplet cost a lot of money, which is ironic, considering that it is a craplet.

There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.