-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.
-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).
-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).
-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).
When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.
Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.
When you simply want to say you were reminded of something.
This remindeth me of remindation. To wit, the rememberance rememberates my braineth. Said remindation, being thusly, thenly, therely, thosely, as follows.
A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.
An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).
=) *warcrime*
Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.
It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.
When a fat guy is well-fed. Or when someone is more than just well-fed, but fed on what makes him very fat.
-I feel like I've eaten half a cow. I'm well-fat right now.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.
A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.
Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.