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A way of saying cheers in a posh accent. if it was written this is how.
Pass the wine please
There you go
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As well as describing a person, it can also describe
1. a situation
2. food
1. <while watcching an operation> Urghhh! that's butters!
2. <takes one bite then spits it out> Urghhhhh that's butters (man)
Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.
Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.
When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.
Putting the contents of the larder in the oven
Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.
A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.
I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me
You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
1. Disgusting vadge.
2. To clamp onto someone like a panini grill, and then bagel them forcefully.
1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!
2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.
When one licks the semen out of an arse after coming in it. Comes from the name of a popular British kids TV pirate.
I gave Sarah the nastiest pugwash last night.
"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"
When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man