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The state of being extremely skinny to the point of being nearly anorexic when pregnant.
This trend became popular after startling images of Nicole Kidman and Nicole Richie surfaced, as they both looked as if they gained only the weight of their babies...
But in their desire to remain on the fashion radar, pregorexics risk their health and that of their unborn child.
It's a phenomenon that's being fuelled by the growth in designer pregnancy wear.
This "state of being" has a name that belongs to one of many buzzwords that make a serious deadly illness sound totally trendy
Milla: Did you see those pictures of angelina holding those babies?
Christina: I did! Does she EVER eat?
Milla: probably not, she has been diagnosed with pregorexia
Christina: I bet you're jealous...
A term for a politician that changes his political party after showing years of devout support for the party he/she was first elected in.
A Spectercrat usually changes parties to gain respect, popularity, notoriety, or to help be a rubber stamp for an administration that needs votes.
Origin: Named in the honor of Arlen Specter, a former republican Pennsylvania senator since 1980, who switched party affiliations in April, 2009. His record of NOT voting in line with his party earns him this honor.
Notable Spectercrats of the past:
-Strom Thurmond
-Joe Lieberman
-Jim Jeffords
-Robert Smith
-Harry Byrd Jr
Geoff: Did you hear about the senator from PA switching political parties?
Phil: No, why?
Geoff: He's a flip flop! Switching parties just to garner votes and to get policy passed that benefits his state.
Phil: As long as that Spectercrat does what is morally right, that's ok with me!
The alternative pronunciation of the big-box store Target.
Calling "Target" by the moniker "Tarjay" aims to make the shopping experience seem more upscale than it really is.
If you are always shopping at the big-box store, you may be stigmatized by your friends who shop at Whole Foods or at a mom and pop store.
To prevent this, all you need to do is make the name of the big-box store sound more sophisticated and upscale.
It adds a seemingly French sound to the name, and that sounds impressive, or even extraordinary
Ann: Did you buy that button down shirt from the local store in town?
Bruno: No, I bought it from tarjay...oh-la-la
Ann: Oh, you mean Target?
Bruno: Yeah, but calling it Tarjay sounds fancier, and conceals the fact that i am cheap.
A website that finds and aggregates Twitter messages about your favorite sports leagues, teams, players and events.
Instead of searching through many twitter acounts, a person is able to access this website and see updates on many different sports categories at once.
If a person uses the hashtag of #Twackle in their twitter post, the message will be posted on the website.
John: I searched twitter accounts for three hours to find out if Mike Teel got drafted.
Adam: Tim Pernetti tweeted the results ages ago. So did Les Miles. Just log onto Twackle to find this stuff out!
Dippin' Dots are tiny beads of ice cream. They are said to be "the worlds coldest ice cream" due to the fact that they are kept frozen at -40 degrees.
There are multiple flavors:
Banana Slpit, Chocolate, Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Cookies and Cream, Bubble Gum, Java Delight, Cotton Candy, Peanut Butter, and Strawberry.
Dippin' Dots are often found in amusement parks, stadiums, malls, and fairs.
When dippin' dots are left to melt in the sun, they leave an unforgettable odor; it's very nasty.
Motto:
Ice cream of the future!
Note: they are often overpriced. (8 dollars for 8 oz)
Rich: I could use some ice cream.
Chris: Let's go get some dippin' dots!
Rich: But i only have 4 dollars.
Chris: that's ok, you can get a 3 oz cup!
A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
The use of two negatives, which cancel each other out.
"a syntactic construction in which two negative words are used in the same clause to express a single negation."
"He didn't say nothing" MEANS- He said something.
"I ain't not never gunna do it" MEANS- I will do it.
"There is not nobody who will go" MEANS- Someone will go.
"I don't want nothing" MEANS- I want something.
"We don't need no education" MEANS- We need education.
If a man did not say nothing, that means he said something.
If a woman does not need NO education, it means that she needs SOME education...
Arlene:You're 20 years old and don't have a job!
Eli:Yeah well i aint not never gunna get one.
Arlene:that's a double negative, you oxymoron!
Eli:Huh? wuss tha?
Arlene:You cancelled yourself out, and made like ur GUNNA get a job...lord knows that aint the truth.
Eli:Stop being such a pansy ass know it all