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Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.
Syn. stumfrazzle
n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle
Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.
Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.
Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer
Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.
Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.
Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.
aka RazorRat and RazorRot.
Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!
adj. old news, passe, not cool.
antiq. v. finished doing something
Moesha so lame she dun git hursself a hella dundidit Ice-T disc yesserday, no foolin' bro.
noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.
Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.