cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.

A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.

dentyno

n. Someone who has foul breath
adj. having foul breath

Var: n. dentyno disasta- someone with bad breath all the time, no matter what they do to try to fix it
adj. having gross breath always

Wussy dentyno who be hustlin Hootie ain't jack.

Dang, dat bro being dentyno today, straight up.

Head up, bro. Kiesha be dentyno disasta, fo real.

sly eye rye

n. an attractive, classy and street smart, but hard- to- get gal who is judged to be a grade above the average, boring "white bread" type gals.

Shudda bin dere, bro. Hella sly eye rye Belinda gits outta da rig an ev'ry dam dog whos be seein' dis fox be fo reel be scrapin dare dam jawas up offa da s'teet.

Rose

n. a term used in Florida (at least), and usually in convenience store type settings, for the 4 inch long glass tube that features a tiny plastic rose inside but is known by all, including the authorities, to really be intended for use as a crack cocaine smoking pipe. (A Tampa newscaster recently shocked many by presenting an expose on the sale of "roses" from behind the counters of several small grocery stores!)

Yeah, whattup Fergie! Give me two packsa Kool cancers and 3 roses, k bro?

swingsetter

n. a person who has become a homeowner, especially in a suburban area.

No foolin, bro, Jamal dun git tha mo-gige 'leeve it or na- an he's a dam swingsetter fo ree ow by sevenny fi, kickin hows, too, bro.

ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

Tar-zchay

n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.

Am I trying to find it at Walmart? No way man, this is going need a trip to Tar-zchay.