rubber friend

a wordcondom/word

Be sure to wear your rubber friend when having sex

krokodyle

One ghetto lizard

"Yo, man, it's a KROKODYLE!"

fishing

slang term for wordshoe sex/word

Don't go fishing...

båstaard

Swedish bastard

I was at IKEA® with Michelle and I saw this guy and he shouted to me "BÅSTAARD!"

cuntpipe

One who sticks a straw in a woman's pussy and blows bubbles in the vaginal fluids.

Guy 1: Don't be a cuntpipe, man
Guy 2: But, It's so much fun

Spermit the Frog

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

ph4G

Gay computer Nerd,
from "fag" in Computer Leet speek

geek 1: man that guy is a ph4G !
geek 2: don't be h0m0ph081k, dude