japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

space pirates

Normal pirates, but in space. And sail the 777 777 777 777 777 777 777 something number of nebulae instead of the 7 seas. They probably also raid other spaceships.

The space pirate life is the life for me.