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when a guy is going down on a woman and the woman takes over an hour to cum
I was so lost in New York last night with that chick I got tired
to have throw up convulsions but nothing comes out
her pussy smelt like a stale week old tuna sandwich so much I had dry heaved
fucking someone you really don't want to but you do it anyhow because you don't want to hurt their feelings.
even though I didn't like her I mercy fucked her so she wouldn't feel bad
turning and looking a hot woman walk by when you are with you girlfriend
I went to the mall and went so rubber necking when that chick walked by
seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt
her headlights were shining through her shirt
When one attempts to drink a twelve pack of beer in under twelve hours at 12,000 feet or above. Under normal conditions, this is an easy task, but at altitude because of the lack of oxygen present, it becomes an immensely difficult thing.
After Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest, Hillary, to Sherpa:
"Finally, I can get one-beer crizzunk, Sherpa. Let's begin that twelve-hour challenge!"