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Total Body Karate

Thats what happens when H.I.V. is kicking your ass from the inside out.

I saw this person the other day that look like he had total body karate.

by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009


halo break

to take a break from whatever your doing to play halo

i was studying for 3 hours so i decided to take a halo break

by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009


phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009


The Crank Era

when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube

Soulja Boy is the founding father of the crank era.

by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009


double wedgie

when the backside of your shirt is also caught inside of an initial wedgie with your pants. usually happens to large people

man mrs crabtree had a double wedgie today her shirt was all in the crack of her butt!

by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009


Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit

Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text

by hardhitr3 January 02, 2010


car singer

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone

I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.

by hardhitr3 August 08, 2009