CAF

Acronym for - Confused as fuck

Dude she just told me she was single so I hooked up with her , then her friend called me a dick because she has a boyfriend, "CAF"!

Basic Bitch

A girl who is like everyone else or aims to be like everyone else. Wears clothing brands like Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger and also wears short shorts and highwaisted crap. Goes to Starbucks a lot and there Snapchat stories do not need to be looked at everyday as they only consist of coffee and selfies.

"Oi bro what do you think of that Rachael chick"?

"Seems like a bit of an irritating Basic Bitch"!