a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
Santa Claus is coming
a retarded acronym of "Shut the fuck up" that autistic 12 year olds use to sound tough
"stfu"
"no, you cranberry fucknut, you know what? I have fucking had it with your shit, you fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half, I'll shove your asses so far down your throats, that when you crap, you'll sing fucking beethoven tldr eat shit and die (m)aggots"
when you edit your font bitmap and replace the u and k with a
this is what joel did in one of his facade streams
pc program that vargskelethor joel tried to run in Windows 8 destruction
instead it just meowed over and over and felix was nowhere to be seen
C:/ProgramFiles(x86)/myfelix/autorun.exe
A member of the online kids programming website, Scratch.
You get this label by actually posting shit.
"Hello fellow Scratchers I'm griffpatch and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12
that feeling when Baker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's Dozen