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Melon

A word that Trip kicks you out for.

"melon."
Trip: Alright, That's it you need to leave

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 31, 2024


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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024


splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem

when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him

Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 11, 2024


KSI

when you wipe your ass with ultra processed pizza

time to take a shit

oop i all outu toi let da da papeer. wel

time to ksi :)))))))

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 27, 2024


Help me

help me

help me please oh god

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 03, 2024


#stopgreenscreenkids

a useless internet movement that won't do shit. yes, green screen kids are annoying, but kids themselves are annoying and someday when they grow up, they will probably find what they posted was cringe anyways. And if not, just let youtube or the parents intervene.

Little kid: Steals video
Incel: #stopgreenscreenkids
Me: 🖕🖕

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 30, 2024


What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 03, 2024