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Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.
In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!
n., One's love or sex interest.
alternately used as:
"all up in my Kool-Aid," meaning "interested."
When Bob was hitting on this girl I met at the bar, I told him, "dude, get the hell out my Kool-Aid."
"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."
Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.
"I was necking at the drive-in with my best girl."
Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.
"So how old is your girlfriend anyway?"
"Just 15. Oh shi - BRB FBI."
hip-hop origins taken from the word mercenary.
1. To leave.
2. To kill.
1. I'm about to merc, I say "peace" to the family. - Mos Def
2. Or mercin' the president live on Channel 7 - Non Phixion
Affirmative.
Can also be used as a question, meaning "really?"
"Man, this sucks."
"Word."
also
"I just got a new car!"
"Word?"