News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting
Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!
A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.
j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"
The act/art of masturbating.
BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"