Def Leprosy

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.

My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

business good

adj. Financially beneficial. Economically prudent.

Investing in the stock market was a business good decision.

4000-Vertical

A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.

That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!