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dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

by Jason November 19, 2003


Opeth

FUCK. why are yous comparing opeth to sum41 and inflames ??? i mean fuck they shit all over then especially sum41 ..... there punk i mean sheez lol sorry guys i just feel strongly about opeth coz there the best

1. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
2. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
3. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
4. Hey whats the wor.... deftones

by jason December 30, 2003


fireball

Cunnigulus until reaching orgasm, female oral sex during menstruation and exchange of fluids from partner to partner (esp. blood)

She gives a good fireball

by Jason February 26, 2003


Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 25, 2004


Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

by Jason December 02, 2003


Prostitot

A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.

That prostitot should put on some clothes.

by Jason December 18, 2003


goddamn ducks

A term used when you, or someone around you farts. This is because a fart sounds like a duck

Person 1: *farts*... goddamn ducks
Person 2: goddamn ducks...

*Person 3 walks in*
Person 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
Person 1: goddamn ducks!

by Jason December 13, 2004