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When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.
The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.
Anyone who sucks up to Zuckerberg (aka Zucky and many less flattering monikers) and somehow miraculously manages to never break Facebook Community Standards and wind up in Zuckatraz (Facebook Jail).
Mildred is such a Zuckophant; she's never spent a day in Zuckatraz!
Someone who completely sucks up to Zuckerberg so they don't get in trouble at Facebook.
My friend's a complete Zuckophant; he's never even spent a day in Zuckatraz!
I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!
a McDouble, hold the ketchup and mustard, add big mac sauce, add shredded lettuce. you now have a big mac without the middle bun for 1/3 the cost
i ordered 3 McGhettos yesterday while McSmoking through the drive-thru.
Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.
I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!