Short for Share the Welf(are).
Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.
A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.
Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
A smelly vagina. Usually on an ugly female that hasn't had sex in months or... ever.
So what if she weighs 3 bills, her stink pie was nice and warm
Ghetto way of saying "oh snap!"
Oh snizzle! Look at that dime with her jeans painted on!
A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.
I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!
I am down with your suggestions homey.
Would I like to partake in a game of checkers? I'll be dat...
Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".
Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.